welcome to europe
This is The Diva, the Time Lord they’d rather you forget about.
So there’s this old man who lives in my town. He wears a tweed suit all the time and walks with a cane. He looks pretty distinguished.
Oh, and he wears a monocle and an eyepatch.
A monocle AND an eyepatch
One eye is covered with a MONOCLE, the other is covered with an EYEPATCH.
This old man probably killed Nazis with just his moustache.
That people assume I don’t know what direction to take my life. Bitch, I’m a chemist and I want to do chemistry. I just can’t get a fucking job!